The ultimate in luxury branches. This is a hand-foraged, sustainably harvested branch that is loving gathered with high vibrations including dancing, violin playing, and awkwardly composed poems. Your Küla Cloth is not guaranteed to perform at the highest level of absorbency unless it is used in conjunction with this luxury branch. Therefore, it is highly recommended that you purchase both items simultaneously.

Hardware and instructions for branch installation are not included.  We recommend calling a hand-foraged display branch installation specialist for proper care and placement of your premium branch.  

Also, please note: this is a joke... as in... nothing I just wrote is real. Please do not buy this.